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I think this is a clear sign I should go right to bed.


entrenous88: and then on the way home I thought of the BEST SCENARIO EVER
darkhavens: I want to see this best scenario ever!
entrenous88: well, okay. It may not actually be the *best* scenario ever, but to me it sounds so fun!
entrenous88: so basically, Xander is a masseur, and Spike is his client. Spike is some kind of glamorous guy that won't let people get close to him, and Xadner is attracted to him, but he can't do anything because of course it's this breach of masseur, uh...ethics
entrenous88: but anyway, while there's UST, there's lots of massaging of naked Spike!
entrenous88: it's not a story as such.
darkhavens: aaaalways good
entrenous88: more NEKKIDNESS
darkhavens: yis!
entrenous88: now that I write it out, there's very little plot to that huh?
entrenous88: I should come up with something better
entrenous88: *thinks*
darkhavens: Xander could be undercover as a masseur...
entrenous88: oh! well. guh. spike backside...
entrenous88: [makes hypnotized eyes]
entrenous88: undercover because Spike might...know some things...
entrenous88: huh
darkhavens: the Spike interaction could be incidental to the whole 'Xander is undercover' thing. maybe he's trying to find stuff out about the place where he's working and Spike just happens to come along and... distract him
entrenous88: oh, well, yes, that's...true. I just picture Xander with his big hands rubbing down Spike, and *I* get distracted!
entrenous88: ajsdkfl;jskladjf;aklsdjf
darkhavens: heeeeeeeeeeeee!
entrenous88: it could be like...Xander is a cop, and ... something
entrenous88: and Spike is something sort of illegal or... yes
entrenous88: and then. there's massage oil.
entrenous88: guh
darkhavens: Xander's trying to ask Spike about the Wellbeing Center, cos he's ben a client for years, and Spike keeps purring and squirming and distracting Xander from his real job
darkhavens: *g*
entrenous88: I think Spike is a petty thief or maybe some kind of escort. um. something.
entrenous88: then they have sex!
entrenous88: *flails*
darkhavens: heeeee! Welll, I see you have the main plot points nailed down *g*

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darkhavens
Jan. 5th, 2007 02:25 am (UTC)
Look at them! They're all struck dumb by the beauty of Spike's nekkid ass under Xander's firm, competent fingers. (The slight callouses from the gun and the woodwork he does as a hobby just add to the pleasurable sensations.) :D
entrenous88
Jan. 5th, 2007 02:29 am (UTC)
Oh my god. ajskdflj;aslkdjf;lkasjdf;lkajsdf And Spike getting the massage, and making all these sex sounds?

*diesanddiesanddies*

But clearly no one finds this scenario as enticing as I or you do!
darkhavens
Jan. 5th, 2007 02:34 am (UTC)
And Spike keeps talking with that accent that curls Xander's toes every time Spike says he's gonna kidnap Xander and take him home and keep him in the basement so Spike can get one of these 'Blood fantastic, Pet!' massages every single day of his life.

(I think you must have killeded them with GUH.)

entrenous88
Jan. 5th, 2007 02:38 am (UTC)
Oh! And then Xander would think, "Ooooh, stalker-y! Also, hot."

weeeeble!
darkhavens
Jan. 5th, 2007 02:42 am (UTC)
and then he starts wondering if maybe Spike is the person he should be investigating because, while none of the guys who disappeared were actually masseurs (according to the computerised staff rosters he'd managed to sneak a peek at), they did all visit the Spa on some of the same days as Spike.

And then he gets distracted again when Spike flexes his glutes and sighs.
entrenous88
Jan. 5th, 2007 02:45 am (UTC)
Hi, excuse me, but I skipped ahead to "FLEXES HIS GLUTES AND SIGHS"!

Wait, what?

Heee, seriously, you keep offering good ideas, and I keep thinking, THERE COULD BE OIL IN THIS FIC!
darkhavens
Jan. 5th, 2007 02:49 am (UTC)
of course there's oil! if there wasn't oil, Xander's callouses would be snagging on Spike's lily white skin and making him shiver and growl and... Where was I?
kaleecat
Jan. 13th, 2007 06:14 am (UTC)
::reads through post & replies::

*gurbleguh* and a slide out of the chair. Plot, who needs it. Hell, entire movies have been build on the idea of Xander, the dark & sexy PI, undercover at the Wellness center since he so fortuitiously took a minor in massage therapy at the community college. Then a bleached blonde with a thing for poetry comes in looking for some strong, slightly calloused hands to knead away the aching muscles from late nights writing, and days arguing with his stupid-silly-hair cousin.

Then there's oil . . . you've got to have oil.

. . . uh, my point? I think you're on to something here!
brunettepet
Jan. 5th, 2007 02:35 am (UTC)
*struck dumb as soon as "Xander as masseur and Spike as client" is mentioned*

mmmmassage oil...
entrenous88
Jan. 5th, 2007 02:40 am (UTC)
I KNOW!

I mean, Xander slicking up his hands with oil? Spike groaning as Xander works out the kinks?

!!!!!
brunettepet
Jan. 5th, 2007 03:10 am (UTC)
Slicking?! Groaning?! Kinks?!

It sounds like you've got the piece three quarters written already...or maybe I'm just seeing it on a continuous loop in my head.
entrenous88
Jan. 5th, 2007 03:25 am (UTC)
Ha, I probably do have it partially written in my head -- after all, there is so little actual plot to be found amid the groaning and pleasurable creaking Spike makes while Xander's hands work lower and lower down Spike's back...
brunettepet
Jan. 5th, 2007 06:56 am (UTC)
Back from drinks with spouse, and now there's creaking, too?! I don't think this'd be a WIP long...
entrenous88
Jan. 5th, 2007 12:35 pm (UTC)
Heeee, it's like a step-by-step measure of whether a work will become a WiP: Is there creaking? (check...)
wymsie
Jan. 5th, 2007 02:36 am (UTC)
Uh...

*thud*

*picks self off floor*

I highly encourage you to write this with or without plot. *flails*
entrenous88
Jan. 5th, 2007 02:41 am (UTC)
It's the best -- I mean, it's not really even a full idea, but OH MY GOD! Right?

*flails with you*
piratepurple
Jan. 5th, 2007 02:47 am (UTC)
*way, way ded from teh hawt*
entrenous88
Jan. 5th, 2007 02:55 am (UTC)
*fans you frantically so you can hear about the part where Xander slips his hands under Spike's towel*
luvxander
Jan. 18th, 2007 06:17 pm (UTC)
*thump*

No, don't worry. I'll wake up eventually.
secondalto
Jan. 5th, 2007 02:48 am (UTC)
You must write this now! *drools at prospect of naked oiled spike*
entrenous88
Jan. 5th, 2007 02:57 am (UTC)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I will have to figure out a way to do it that isn't insane and doesn't result in YET ANOTHER WIP, but I mean, it's calling to me!
thatotherperv
Jan. 5th, 2007 02:55 am (UTC)
bwahaha. I support all naked-spiek gropage.
entrenous88
Jan. 5th, 2007 02:57 am (UTC)
Heeeee, you are a gropage enabler!
thatotherperv
Jan. 5th, 2007 03:01 am (UTC)
I hope they write that on my tombstone

*snerk*
kenyacandoit
Jan. 5th, 2007 03:32 am (UTC)
And this is out on widescreen DVD when?

::fans self, wipes drool::
entrenous88
Jan. 5th, 2007 03:40 am (UTC)
Ha, yes, just as soon as we find backers! *writes screenplay*
sl_podcast
Jan. 5th, 2007 03:57 am (UTC)
lol.. thanks for sharing, that was.... umm... interesting!
entrenous88
Jan. 5th, 2007 04:05 am (UTC)
Always a pleasure!
dancetomato
Jan. 5th, 2007 03:58 am (UTC)
Y'all had me at "massage oil."

p.s. I'm shoocked that not a single person has yet pointed out how the massage oil would run down in the crack of Spike's ass and yada, yada, yada, lube!
entrenous88
Jan. 5th, 2007 04:03 am (UTC)
Everyone was diplomatically refraining so you could come and say it!

<3 <3 <3

also, omg!
electricalgwen
Jan. 5th, 2007 07:17 am (UTC)
Hee! I love how you're all flail-y, and darkhavens is attempting to inject some actual plot devices. *g*
But the calluses, and the oil, and the flexing and purring... *eyes glaze over* ... YOU MUST WRITE THIS SOME DAY!! :D
Maybe there could even be a sauna interlude or something??
entrenous88
Jan. 5th, 2007 12:27 pm (UTC)
Ha, I know -- it was a valiant effort on her part!

omgsaunainterludeO.o!!!
aimeelicious
Jan. 5th, 2007 02:31 pm (UTC)
These are the sorts of conversations that should be happening ALL TEH TIME ALL OVER TEH WORLD!!

Mmm, massage oil. Spike. Xander. *happy place*
entrenous88
Jan. 16th, 2007 03:55 am (UTC)
Heeeeee, I am answering this so late, but wanted to tell you I'm writing this, yay!

Hope you had a fantabulous time at the House of Moose!
aimeelicious
Jan. 16th, 2007 10:05 pm (UTC)
I had a wonderful time in the House of Moose!

And I'm glad to hear you are writing this scenario.

*drools in antici......pation*

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entrenous88
Jan. 16th, 2007 03:56 am (UTC)
*hugshugshugs*

Sorry this comment back is so late, but I'm very glad this made you laugh. And YES, I'm writing this wacky fic! :*
kaleecat
Jan. 13th, 2007 06:17 am (UTC)
see, you've got me so addled with the hotness I replied to darkhavens reply instead of yours. . . . Or at least I think I did. Anyway, my response to the reply to the reply. uh, anyway:

::reads through post & replies::

*gurbleguh* and a slide out of the chair. Plot, who needs it. Hell, entire movies have been build on the idea of Xander, the dark & sexy PI, undercover at the Wellness center since he so fortuitiously took a minor in massage therapy at the community college. Then a bleached blonde with a thing for poetry comes in looking for some strong, slightly calloused hands to knead away the aching muscles from late nights writing, and days arguing with his stupid-silly-hair cousin.

Then there's oil . . . you've got to have oil.

. . . uh, my point? I think you're on to something here!
entrenous88
Jan. 16th, 2007 04:03 am (UTC)
Yay, hotness-addled! It's a good thing, right? Wheeeee, I'm happy I made you slide out of the chair!

There is *so* oil. I've already begun writing a bit of this. I am pleased that you endorse the efforts! ;)
rubywisp
Jan. 17th, 2007 07:25 pm (UTC)
dude. that is an awesome idea for an au.

*camps on your porch and waits*
entrenous88
Jan. 17th, 2007 07:31 pm (UTC)
Yaye! Very glad you like it, Ruby!
charisstoma
Jan. 18th, 2007 01:39 am (UTC)
So this will be available WHEN? Do not want this story to be all thought out but unread in wordy format. This needs to be written now, please. Cause drool is a terrible thing to waste.
Spike has a towel? nooooooo its too warm to have a towel and it would get in the way of ..the um..manipulation of um.. round firm um..muscles ..yeah muscles. See the flexing.
entrenous88
Jan. 18th, 2007 06:51 pm (UTC)
It is being written as I type! Well, not exactly *as* I type *this*, but it is very much in progress!

Oh, the towel might need to disappear at some point, yes indeedy!
luvxander
Jan. 18th, 2007 06:13 pm (UTC)
If Xander gets that excited rubbing down Spike's backside, how's he going to react when it's time for Spike to turn over? I'm thinking there's lots of bumbling and fumbling and blushing red cheeks, possibly on his face also.
entrenous88
Jan. 18th, 2007 06:48 pm (UTC)
THIS IS A VERY GOOD POINT INDEED!

*takes notes*
luvxander
Jan. 19th, 2007 06:08 am (UTC)
I have a lots of good points. I just wish I had talent like your's to express them all.
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